|Best Bond Ever|
|KitchenAid Can Opener Crap|
It is that simple. If you want to cut something like, oh I don't know, a can... you need to make something like, oh I don't know, a can opener... that is made out of stuff that is harder than the can. This isn't rocket science. But this seems to be beyond the comprehension of the incompetent designers at KitchenAid. My lovely wife bought this can opener a couple years ago for $15 bucks. Big handles, beefy looking construction... what is not to like? What is not to like is the "unable to open cans" part. Look at this.
|Look Again. Craptastic!|
|One Man's Garbage Is Also Another Man's Garbage|
We can't be can-openerless in this day and age. After some research (and I research everything now), My Lovely Wife and I decided on this bad boy.
|Meet The New Boss...|
This wraps up the first Public Service Announcement from Mad Scientist Labs. There will be more.